🌐 Privacy Policy

EffectiveDate: December 14, 2019

Last Updated: July 29, 2025

Welcome to The Zero Point Eclectic—where healing meets humor, alchemy meets authenticity, and your privacy is treated like sacred ground. Whether you’re here for guidance, goods, or a moment of soulful remembering, we want you to know your data—and your dignity—are safe with us.

 

🔍 What We Collect

When you engage with us (digitally, spiritually, or somewhere in between), we may collect:

Personal Information: Name, email address, phone number, billing/shipping details, birthdate (when shared), and any details you provide through sign-ups or purchases.

Payment Data: Handled securely by our third-party processors (we don’t store credit card numbers).Technical Data: IP address, device/browser type, site usage, etc. via cookies or analytics.

Mobile Info: If you opt in to receive text messages, we store your number and preferences solely for ZPE communications.

 

✨ How We Use It

We use your information to:

Send you updates, love notes, podcast episodes, product drops, and offerings that resonate

Process purchases and deliver orders

Provide individual support, appointment scheduling, or spiritual services

Maintain records for legal, ethical, and tax purposes

Understand your preferences and improve our services

 

🔒 Data Sharing

We never sell or share your information with third parties for promotional or marketing purposes. Period.

Mobile opt-in and consent are never shared with anyone for any reason.

Any third-party service we use (like payment processors or email platforms) must meet strong privacy standards and only process your data to support ZPE’s services.

 

📲 Messaging Terms and Conditions

By providing your phone number and agreeing to receive texts, you consent to receive text messages from The Zero Point Eclectic, LLC at 815‑529‑8767 regarding account notifications, customer care, delivery updates, or marketing.

Message frequency may vary.

Message & data rates may apply.

Consent is not required to make a purchase.

You can reply STOP to unsubscribe or HELP for support at any time.

Questions? Contact us at 815‑529‑8767 or madmadamegin@realitycheckmylife.com.

Again, mobile opt-in data is never shared with third parties. Ever.

 

🍪 Cookies (Not the Shadow Snack Kind)

We use cookies and analytics tools to enhance your browsing experience and understand what lights you up (digitally speaking). You can disable cookies through your browser settings at any time.

 

🧘‍♀️ Your Rights

You have the right to:

Access, update, or delete your personal info

Unsubscribe from emails or texts anytime

Ask questions or voice concerns—we’re happy to help

Just email us at madmadamegin@realitycheckmylife.com or call/text 815‑529‑8767.

 

🛡️ How We Protect Your Data

We use secure platforms, encrypted checkouts, and carefully vetted tools. Your data lives behind strong digital wards—and we don't mess around when it comes to energetic or technical boundaries.

 

🔄 Updates to This Policy

If we update this Privacy Policy, we’ll post the changes here and update the date. We promise transparency, not trickery.

 

🙏 Final Blessing

Thank you for trusting The Zero Point Eclectic. Whether you’re here to remember who you are, find your sacred center, or pick up a bath soak that smells like a full moon spell, we honor your presence. Your privacy is part of our covenant. Always.